So, today was an interesting news cycle. I got three breaking news alerts.
First, Sarah Palin is joining
Second, Mark McGwire (finally) admits to steroid use. Yawn. His words: "I wish I never played during the steroid era." WHAT? You know what I wish, Mark? I wish you would just put on big boy panties and say you did it. It was wrong. I won't try to justify it. Etc. Etc. Etc. More of his words: "It's time for me to talk about the past and confirm what people have suspected." Gee, thanks Mark. That wasn't REALLY worth the news alert. Scale of 1 - 10, surprise threat level = 1.4 (baby pink)
Lastly, Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol after this season. Seriously, this is breaking news? Really? I mean, sure Simon has created a hate-able prick of a character on American Idol. But he has made millions ... millions of dollars. And he is only leaving because he has signed a deal to bring another show to the US. So, we aren't even rid of him yet. Whack-a-mole is less frustrating. Scale of 1 - 10, surprise threat level = 1.2 (pale grey)
Here is a breaking story I want to see:
ABC BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Republican party admits they are opportunistic hypocrites who feign indignance to anything Obama says. Ever. For always. More to follow.
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