Here's my prediction for the next wingnut freak-out conspiracy

So the story broke recently that the Republican National Committee provides insurance to it's employees that covers elective abortions. There is not a word in the English language that can properly describe the hypocrisy in this load of shit. The Republicans, especially the neocons, having been trying for YEARS to strip away a woman's right to choose. Yet, they use contributor's money to buy insurance that would allow THEIR employees to exercise this right. So, it's okay for Republicans with jobs to not only get an abortion, but to have their employer contribute to the funding of the abortion? But NO WAY public money could be used for poor women, right? FUCK YOU GOP.

What could possibly be the motivation for doing something like this? They could have opted out of that part of the insurance coverage, but they didn't. Only NOW are they saying that it will 'be addressed'. So, that tells me that they have known all along that the coverage was in place. Why would they do that?

Here's my theory. Given that no wingnut theory is off-limits no matter how crazy, I am weighing in on the next one. In 1990, when Barack Obama was like 8 1/2, he secretly plotted, planned, and funded a conspiracy to try to kill off Republicans slowly by something so diabolical, devious, and horrid that we are only NOW realizing the full effects of his anti-Christ abilities. See BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA planned it so that Republicans working for the national party could off future little Republicans and get paid to do it! That man is truly brilliant.

I await the truth of my prediction coming to light.